my2cents

i just say it how it is, no bull shit here! straight from my mind and it doesn't matter what most people think. I DON'T CARE! That's all there is to it.i don't give a rat's arse. any one wishing to add to my opinion or if you dare say you don't agree, have your two cents worth here. some of my theories may seem strange at time but this is the world according to tony. it at times seems strange but after reading there will seem to have some truths even while sound fair fetched.

It doesn't matter what your opinion is, as i don't care anyway. I truly believe there is nothing wrong with cannibalism even though, I am not one. I would only eat another human being if i was in a life and death situation. BUT if we were to feed all the hungry in the world with all the old people in nursing homes, we will have no hunger. We then will have all the nursing homes vacant and a place for the homeless to sleep and call home. No more old people in homes draining our economy, so the governments will have more funds to fix roads,school,community stuff and better hospitals where resources are not wasted on old people.

CONCLUSION

• The homeless will have homes
• The hungry will have food
• The elderly won't be a problem any more
• More money for governments
• Better roads
• Better schools
• Better hospital( for real sick people)
• Smaller cemeteries, so we have more park lands
• More money for war

WELL STIFF SHIT, THAT'S MY 2 CENTS WORTH

As the title says, WHY SHOULD I PUT THE #@!#ING SEAT DOWN ! I reckon why cant the bloody women put the #@!#ing seat up for us. Equal opportunity and that crap they go on about but what about us. This is a men's world, we rule it. except for some pussy countries that have women in charge, BUNCH OF PUSSIES. Ladies ( and i use that word loosely) PUT UP THE #@!#ING SEAT,PLEASE NOW.

CONCLUSION

If women put up the #@!#ing seat,MAYBE we will buy you flowers more. NOT just when we sleep with your sister or best friend

WELL STIFF SHIT, THATS MY 2 CENTS WORTH

Why do ex-wives think, JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONE THEY CAN BE ONE. Wake up and smell the coffee.

CONCLUSION

TO ALL MY EX'S....WELL STIFF SHIT THAT'S MY 2 CENTS WORTH

Exactly what the #@!# was the farmer thinking, when he looked at his cow for the first time and thought I'M GOING TO SUCK HER UTTERS. A bit twisted when you think about it. We drink breast milk from an animal. yum yum bestiality. Only sick and twisted people drink human breast milk ( babies are OK) so why is it OK to drink breast milk from an animal

CONCLUSION

I reckon that the first farmer to drink breast milk from an animal was a sick #@!# but would be normal these days. He may be in therapy and on benefits but reasonably normal. I also reckon that because of his sick fantasies all those years ago, corrupted man's thought. Because of the sick #@!# farmer,  man kind is doomed and we are getting worse.

I told my woman the first time i meet her that we will never be an item if she doesn't learn the one rule. IT'S ALWAYS HER FAULT. She learnt but if she ever forgets she's out the door. When ever some thing is wrong in our relationship i look for the common denominator, IT'S HER. That's right she's always there by my side , she says it because she loves me. Well it's not, she's just there to make my life a living hell and to cause pain again. It's always her fault.She is always there and it's always her fault.

CONCLUSION

It's always her fault and she knows it. If you haven't noticed yet, open your eyes and you will find that your women has always been there when it went wrong. Right back at the beginning with Adam and Eve, IT WAS HER FAULT.Eve said eat the apple and i will sleep with you. She corrupted man kind and through that first sex they, she fathered the farmer above. he was as twisted as her.

WELL STIFF SHIT, THATS MY 2 CENTS WORTH